This morning I did a little questionnaire with my boys. The results were conclusive. I'm basically a nagging feeder who is no good at cooking, but plays with poo for a living. Oh, and when they go to school, I go back to bed. This is how 4 year old boys see it!
- What is something that Mummy always says to you?
Eat your dinner.
Eat your lunch.
Eat your breakfast.
Don't be naughty.
- What makes Mummy happy?
Being friends.
Being good.
Going on holiday.
- What makes Mummy sad?
Hitting.
Biting.
Pulling.
Pulling hair.
- What makes Mummy laugh? How does Mummy make you laugh?
Tickling.
Being funny.
- What was Mummy like when she was a little girl?
Lego Friends.
- How old is Mummy?
78. - How tall is Mummy.
Tall to reach to the roof.
- What is her favourite thing to do?
Read books.
Do nothing.
Play Pacman.
- What does Mummy do while you're at school?
Play with Lego Friends
Go to bed.
- What is Mummy really good at?
Going to the beach.
Building Sandcastles.
Doing nothing.
- What is Mummy not very good at?
Cooking.
- What is Mummy's work?
You play poo with a coconut pretending it's a poo and then you drop it on a rhino. A toy one.
- What is Mummy's favourite food?
Noodles.
Poo.
Coconuts.
- What do you and Mummy do together?
Play Pacman.
Find treasure.
Throw things around.
- What does Mummy like most about Daddy?
Cuddles.
Kisses.
His beard. He should stick his beard back on.
P.S. This is me. Apparently. 78 year old me.
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